First Post: Darth Jar Jar

AAAAAAAAh! This is my first post. And for it I chose and amazing theory. If Jar Jar Binks was Darth Jar Jar.
I personally think this theory is adorable and would have been an amazing reveal for Episode 2. It would have made Episode 1 a much better episode. However they didn't do as A Phantom Menance performed horribly.
Credit to original source: http://darthjarjar.com/original-theory-by-lumpawarroo/

Lets Start:

The obvious is the title. The Phantom Menance means an unknown enemy. It can't be Palpatine as we know from the original trilogy and Darth Maul had been in too much advertising for him to be unknown.
When we first get introduced to Jar Jar, he brings the Jedi to his home city under water. However, when he enters the water, he does a 15 to 20 foot jump in to a dive. The only time we see something like this, it's a force jump. It isn't something his species does as in the battle, no gungans use this ability.
Another thing is that when he talks he is constantly moving his hands, like when someone does some mind control. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Also in may scenes, he is seen mouthing words along with other characters such as Captain Panaka and Padme.
Also he smiles during Qui Gon Jin's funeral. The character is all CGI. No actors. Every move he makes is intentional.
Speaking of which, lets look at his battle skills. On the scene on the battle field, he manages to get a robot stuck on his leg. In an attempt to shake it off, he shots other robots. But if you look at his body movement, he moves his body to the way he wants to attack. He doesn't dodge.